How To Be Terrible

by Eden on July 23, 2013

As I do more and more stand up comedy, I’ve come to learn that you need to get used to being terrible before being fantastic.

But as I reflect on my life thus far, this is true about most things:

Babies wobble around like drunks before they can walk.

When I was in school, I spelled my name with a backwards “D” until I was in second grade.

When I was in culinary school, I made what looked like curdled sour milk before I mastered the art of making a proper hollandaise sauce.

And as a comedian, and even a comedy writer, you’re bound to be unfunny, inarticulate, and make other people embarrassed for you. When I first started, I was convinced I was just THE WORST.

And this is where people tend to get caught up.

I think there’s a graceful way to “be terrible” and I thought I’d share them with you. I hope that no matter what your ultimate goal is, that this helps you accept failures and help you feel better about yourself in general.

1) Accept That You’re Terrible

Denial that you have weaknesses and vulnerabilities just makes you even more terrible.

As I mentioned in the intro, most people are terrible at some point when they take on goals. But thinking you’re the best and being unwilling to learn will deter your growth. Plus, people around you will sense this and this might make you look like a dick. Not that you should give a shit of what people think of you, but its good to be on good terms with people as they can offer their advice and help you succeed.

2) Don’t Tell People You’re Terrible

Accept that you’re terrible, but don’t tell people that.

That will only make you look bad and it’s a sort of self-depreciating move that people will often use as a way to fish for compliments.

3) Talk to Other People About When They Were Terrible

One of the most motivating things I do is Google old sets from comedians that are now huge. It reminds me that even they didn’t start out with killer sets.

And talking to other people about their failures helps too. We trade stories, advice, and you feel like you’re really no different from anyone else.

4) Remind Yourself That You Can Be Amazing
I did a stand up set about two months ago that was really terrible and completely humiliating.

But I mustered up the courage to keep at it by reminding myself that I have done amazing in the past. I have it in me, I’ve done it before, and I can do it again. Everyone has it in them if they have passion and motivation. We’re allowed to be amazing and we’re allowed to be terrible, because we’re human.

Cue picture from set where I was really amazing:

Except dragons.

Dragons AREN’T human hence they pretty much need to be amazing all the time!

What do you do when you’ve “been terrible”? Whether on stage like me or in your career or other passion? How do you deal? points?

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