Maple Iced Microwave Muffins and Celebrity Fragrances: Round Two

by Eden on October 3, 2011

I hate sounding like a broken record, but I had so much fun writing the Food Network Celebrity fragrances yesterday that I thought I would come up with more fragrances.

But this time, I thought I’d just do trashy celebrities.

But first….I’m featured on Lindsay’s Tuesday Trainer today! Its a short video of me which you know I rarely do ;)

lindsayslist.co-tuesday_trainer
But on to the scents….

Celebrity: Donald Trump

Title: “Fired”

Scent:  Musk, Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate, gold shit, Miss USA’s lipstick, toupee glue, some slaves

He makes me not like money. And I'm a Jew, this is against my nature!

Celebrity: Snooki

Title: “Ew de Snooki”

Scent: herpes, Popov, grease, pickles, yeast infection, marinara sauce, tanning lotion, undertones of Oompa Loompa’s and “The Situation”

she looks star struck

Celebrity: Charlie Sheen

Title: “Winning!!!!!!!”

Scent: lube, Vicodin, tigers blood, oreos, undertones of “The Might Ducks” and “The West Wing”

Celebrity: John Mayer

Title: “Daughters” (For Him)

Scent: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift, Charlie Sheen, with undertones of frozen yogurt vomit

Oh good, he agrees with me

Celebrity: Oprah Winfrey

Title: “I O.W.N You”

Scent: money, Tom Cruise’s toenail fungus, Gail King’s cleavage sweat, money, Dr.Oz’s ego, Dr.Phil’s moobs. money, inspiration, a new car, money

Yep, this is the root of the toenail fungus issue

Ok, give me your best celebrity fragrance with scent descriptions. I’ll post some of the really funny ones next week! It can be anybody. Lets take a whiff! 

And I didn’t want this post to be a totally copycat of my last one, so I thought I’d share a recipe.

Although I’m sorry if the mention of these celebs killed your appetite as I suspect they might have.

This is a variation of Deb’s famous microwave protein muffin. I did make a few adjustments to make it more “french toasty”

  • 2 Egg whites or 1 whole egg (I used 1 egg for a more authentic french toast taste)
  • 1/4 cup pumpkin (I used butternut squash puree)
  • 2 Tbs coconut flour (2 T regular flour works too, but Deb got me hooked to coconut flour)
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 Tbs soda water (makes it puff up!)
  •  1/2 T maple syrup (or other sweetener of choice to taste)
  • 1/2 Tbs cinnamon (plus a little extra on top
  • 1/2 tsp maple extract (or vanilla extract)

Icing

  • 2 tbs powdered sugar
  • 2 tsp maple syrup (I used lite syrup cause I’m not recovered yet)

Mix all the muffin ingredients VERY well with a whisk or fork. Pour into a greased microwave safe bowl or ramekin. Sprinkle with some more cinnamon. Microwave for about 2-3 min (times will vary, mine sometimes needs 3 sometimes 2:30). Pop it out of the bowl/ramekin and drizzle with maple icing (the powdered sugar whisked with the maple syrup).

 

 

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Susan October 4, 2011 at 4:24 am

These posts are great ways to start my day! I had a lot of fun with yesterday’s.

Lady Gaga – bleach, raw meat, latex, Elmer’s glue, ash trays.

I still think she’s awesome.

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Eden October 4, 2011 at 6:49 am

i bet the raw meat might actually smell nice.

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Ameena October 4, 2011 at 11:27 am

You said it perfectly Susan! Lady Gaga is just…bizarre.

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ally@girlvfood October 4, 2011 at 5:13 am

The Lindsay Lohan:

Prison jumpsuit, Grey Goose, spray tan…with just a hint of cocaine to get you hooked.

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Eden October 4, 2011 at 6:48 am

Ha, the coke is the bait, eh?

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Jolene (www.everydayfoodie.ca) October 4, 2011 at 7:01 am

Ha – nice! Love this one :-)

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Lindsay @ Lindsay's List October 4, 2011 at 6:13 am

me yelling: THANK YOU FOR BEING SO AWESOME! super cute in the video…you and Deb bickering like sisters!

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Jessica @ Stylish Stealthy and Healthy October 4, 2011 at 7:05 am

Icing like that always makes me think dirty thoughts.
I just can’t stop my mind from going there. Doesn’t mean I won’t eat it…

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Carly October 4, 2011 at 7:32 am

Johnny Knoxville:

Poo, vomit, blood, and herpes. Must sign a consent form to wear.

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Eden October 4, 2011 at 1:45 pm

dead on.

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Suzy October 4, 2011 at 8:53 am

I can’t wait to try that muffin (sounds kinda dirty, but whatever).

How about Simon Cowell? I imagine he’s smell like sarcasm, fish and chips, and fresh leather.

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Missy October 4, 2011 at 10:56 am

Do you think Snoop smell like anything other than weed?
Maybe brownies.

He and Martha Stewart could come up with a fragrance collaboration like when they made brownies. It would smell like money, prison, gin…..and weed.

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Sara K October 4, 2011 at 11:16 am

Kim Kardashian (a newer one…not in reference to her already existing fragrance):
QuickTrim Diet pills, rip-off debit cards with ridiculously high surcharges and fees, faux-eyelash glue, sweat induced from wearing skintight Herve Leger dresses, laser hair removal smell, baby voices

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Ameena October 4, 2011 at 11:28 am

I love it Sara! Don’t forget the inevitable blow-dryer smell…

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Julia October 4, 2011 at 2:09 pm

I think my fave celeb fragrance was John Mayer…awesome!

“(I used lite syrup cause I’m not recovered yet)”. ha. At least you use syrup and admit to it.

And Dave Matthew’s fragrance, love his music, but I think I’m dead on here: pot, big ego, whiskey, wine, and sweat.

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Eden October 4, 2011 at 8:24 pm

John Mayer makes me want to go gay. Then I look at Ryan Gosling and I change my mind.

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Paige @ running around normal October 4, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Ew de Snooki – bahaha

Seriously HOW do you come up with this shit, Eden?!

That muffin looks awesome – never thought of adding soda water.

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Eden October 4, 2011 at 8:23 pm

soda water makes it REALLY puff!
BTW, you are so beautiul in the Linday’s TT video. I want to go out with you.

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Charlotte October 4, 2011 at 8:38 pm

angelina jolie –

adopted children from developing countries, sex, latex pants, latex lips

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Liz October 5, 2011 at 5:53 am

Leann Rimes: tanning oil, leather, vomit, sour gym sweat, and that smell that cheap bikinis have.

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