You may remember my post from last week about the cool and (in my opinion) kinda fugly leggings I’ve seen sold on line.
Well, that certainly got a lot of to either love or hate me but I’m will to go at this again and give you the best and worst t-shirts I’ve seen sold online.
Remember, I’m not Anna Wintour and I never claim to have an sense of fashion whatsoever! These are just opinions and if you like the selections on my “fugly” list, stop being so sensitive! Like what I think is fugly should not be an insult.
In fact, its probably a compliment.
Anyhow, let’s examine the worst:
1) “Put Your Heads Together”
This shirt is from Modcloth (notorious for the unicorn leggings from my previous post). What bothers me most here is the not so much the skull, but the fact that its on the boob region. It’s a blatant attempt to draw everyone’s attention to your breasts. And the skull just reminds my of the sign for poison. Like,
“Look at my tits! Their poisonous! Tee hee!”
Well, I prefer people assume my breasts are non-toxic so I think I’ll gladly pass on this.
2) Money Business
I guess this is supposed to be funny.
Look, I do some stand up so I think I have at least a little sense of humor. But I also don’t think clothes should be hilarious instead of you. And this isn’t even funny, this is just kinda freaky and scary. Its from ASOS (which I normally love) and I bet the designers sat in a brainstorming session and thought:
“Ugh, I’m SO bored of solid colors and lame stripes on T-shirts! Lets put a monkey on it! A white monkey! Oh and for shits and giggles, lets hypnotize him because who wants to see a plain old white monkey with normal eyes?! Yep. Let’s make his eyes all crazy and shit. This is going to be so hot!”
3) “X Ray”
As you could tell from my last post about the skeleton leggings, I’m not a fan of wearing bones (and yes, my history with anorexia has something to do with it).
Some readers left comments in the last post loving the skeleton leggings and like I said, its not personal I just don’t want my shirt to be an anatomy lesson and make me feel fat.
1) Double Cross
I actually bought this from Nasty Gal and I love it.
Its also super soft yet kinda sexy enough to wear out or when you want boys to look at you.
2) Draped Back
Obviously, I bought this shirt as well since that’s me in the picture wearing it (excuse me holding the phone, I took the picture in front of a mirror because I didn’t have a human to help me photograph myself).
It’s from the clothing site Tobi which tends to be inexpensive. Its both comfy and sexy and comes in a bunch of colors. I should warn that the material is very thin so don’t wear it by itself when it’s freezing. It is great for she summer though.
3) Ice Cold Shoulder
This top is also from Tobi. I have this in a different color and I always get compliments on it.
Its great for showing off your shoulder.
However, not so great for tanning. This must make for some pretty hilarious tan lines.
What cool things do you like for some added spunk when it comes to shirts? What was the worst shirt you’ve ever seen (or what was written on it)?