I’m female, and not ashamed of it in the least.
But even my own gender sometimes totally baffles me. I’m not even a “tomboy” or whatever and I have the skirts, dresses, and curling irons to prove it.
I bet a lot of my readers do this so don’t hate me, maybe just explain to me why you do them.
1) Going to the Bathroom with other girls
I get it, its a great time to gossip or whatever. I like gossiping too, its horrible but so am I.
However, the bathroom is NOT somewhere I like to do it.
“Let’s all go gossip and judge each others’ butt noises!”
I don’t know about you, but I like “doing my business” alone. I get self conscious about the sounds, the pee-steam noise, the smell, everything! I just think its something everyone should be entitled to do solo.
2) Decorative Pillows
Yea, what a waste of space!
Actually most “decorative” items kind of baffle me.
“Hey, lets get some decorative food to put in our fridge. It won’t spoil and it will make us think we have food in our fridge when we don’t. How awesome is that?!”
Yea, its not awesome.
3) Eat Special K
I have yet to see a man consume Special K and I really don’t see what’s so “Special” about it anyway. It’s just a bunch of slightly sweetened flakes. Nothing says. “I am woman, hear me crunch ‘weight loss’ cereal because I hate my thighs” quite like the crunch of a Special K.
Pass me the corn flakes.
I have no idea why my facebook feed is flooded with girls dressed in something they could wear to brunch with their arms up like some sort of lame gangster sign.
You’re not a “thug”. Now go back to your pilates class.
5) Have a “Wedding Board”
More women than men use Pinterest to begin with, but I have yet to find a man that has a board dedicated to the intricate details of his nuptials.
Personally, I don’t even think I’ll find a square peg to fit my round whole so this whole wedding planning thing seems like a waste of time to begin with. Also, if you’re thinking more about the wedding than you do about being married something is wrong. The wedding lasts a day, you’re marriage is meant to last until you can hire a divorce lawyer.
If you’re prepping for the wedding day so far ahead without being engaged, you’re probably more interested in the lame details no one even remembers than you are about the actual marriage.
What do a lot members of your gender do that you can’t seem to get into? If you do anything mentioned, why (no seriously, why?).